Spring semester is going to involve me working out again. And there will be hotness and skinny jeans and shorts in the summer. Oh yes, hotness will be had.
"Don’t be slutty, don’t have sex. But be sexy. If you’re too sexy though and you get raped, then that’s your own fault because you’re not actually supposed to listen to us about being sexy, even though we tell you your value is derived from how sexy you are. If you get into a position of power, we will assume that you used your sex appeal to get there and not your brains and we will mock you even though we told you the only thing that mattered was your sex appeal. Make yourself accessible to us, but holy shit stop being so desperate and needy. Don’t be a tease. If we want to have sex with you, don’t friend zone us, even though we just fucking told you not to have sex."
- Patriarchy proverb (via zombridiaries)
(Source: stfueverything, via zombridiaries)
American Horror Story
Season 1: Everyone is already dead!
Season 2: Everyone is going to die!
Season 3: Everyone is going to die… sort of! Not really! Kinda. Maybe? What?
(Source: madamecordeliafoxx, via lonely-knights)